Collection: Newlywed Magic
💍 Newlywed Magic – For Love, Laughs & Learning to Share the Last Fry
Welcome to Newlywed Magic, the ultimate starter kit for couples diving headfirst into the adventure of marriage—with equal parts humor, heart, and a dash of chaos. Whether you're navigating your first grocery run as a duo or negotiating thermostat settings, we’ve got you covered with tools to laugh through it all.
🍳 "Cooking Up Trouble: A Hilariously Honest Newlywed Cookbook"
Because nothing tests love like deciding how crispy bacon should be.
This laugh-out-loud cookbook is packed with easy, delicious recipes designed for two—plus sassy marriage advice, passive-aggressive grocery lists, and real talk about what happens when one of you "forgets" to preheat the oven (again).
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50+ simple, fight-proof recipes
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“Cook together or survive apart” tips
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Hilarious kitchen confessions from real couples
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Perfect for bridal showers, engagements, or your own disaster-prone dinner nights
💌 "So You Wanna Get Married? A Questionably Wise Guide to Lifelong Love"
Think of this as your pre-marital pep talk… with wine.
Packed with sarcasm, sincerity, and a few awkward truths, this cheeky guide takes you through everything they don’t tell you in premarital counseling—like how to survive assembling IKEA furniture, whether joint bank accounts are a trap, and why learning to say “You were right” is a true act of love.
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Part guidebook, part therapy, all hilarious
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Fun quizzes, couple challenges, and “WTH moments”
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A great gift for the almost-married or the just-got-hitched

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